You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
They have beer where we have blood.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Randomize