then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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