We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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