is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
