Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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