so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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