the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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