And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"