def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just want to make out with him forever
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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