are you so shy because you have an std?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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