i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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