Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
