You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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