i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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