No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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