i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
PANTIES FOUND
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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