I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
