Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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