whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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