This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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