How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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