Porn is love you can see.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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