Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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