I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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