there's paper in my vomit.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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