I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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