some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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