i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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