Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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