Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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