how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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