can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Randomize