i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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