that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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