She is in my trunk
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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