weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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