barbara walters just said penis...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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