we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Randomize