**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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