if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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