yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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