Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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