yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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