Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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