hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
now i know why i became what i already was.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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