I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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