brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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