I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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