Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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