im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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