Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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