I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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