Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize
